LISTINGROAST.COM

Upload your FB Marketplace trash.
We will roast it mercilessly.

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What is ListingRoast?

ListingRoast is a free AI-powered tool that generates savage, funny two-line roasts for Facebook Marketplace listings. Upload a screenshot or paste the listing details, and our AI will cook it in seconds.

Perfect for sharing with friends, posting as memes on TikTok and Instagram, or just having a laugh at the most unhinged things people try to sell online.

How to Roast a Marketplace Listing

  1. Take a screenshot of any Facebook Marketplace listing that deserves to be roasted.
  2. Upload it (or paste the text) into the box above.
  3. Hit ROAST THIS SH*T and wait 10–20 seconds.
  4. Download the meme or share it directly to social media.
  5. Watch your friends lose it. πŸ’€

Frequently Asked Questions

Is ListingRoast free?

Yes! Every visitor gets 20 free roasts per day. A Pro plan with unlimited roasts is available for $4.99/month.

What AI model powers the roasts?

We use Grok by xAI β€” one of the most unhinged, brutally funny large language models available. It reads your listing and fires back in 2 savage lines.

Is my listing data stored or shared?

Images are processed and immediately deleted from our server. We do not store, sell, or share your listing data. See our Privacy Policy for full details.

Can I share my roast on social media?

Absolutely β€” tap Share Meme after your roast is generated to post to Instagram, TikTok, X, Facebook, Reddit, or WhatsApp as a shareable meme image.

Is this affiliated with Facebook or Meta?

No. ListingRoast is an independent satirical entertainment tool and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Facebook, Meta, or any other platform.

What kinds of listings get the best roasts?

Blurry photos, catastrophically bad product descriptions, suspiciously high prices, items photographed in chaos β€” basically anything that makes you think "why would anyone buy this?" Those get the best roasts.

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