Upload your FB Marketplace trash.
We will roast it mercilessly.
ListingRoast is a free AI-powered tool that generates savage, funny two-line roasts for Facebook Marketplace listings. Upload a screenshot or paste the listing details, and our AI will cook it in seconds.
Perfect for sharing with friends, posting as memes on TikTok and Instagram, or just having a laugh at the most unhinged things people try to sell online.
Yes! Every visitor gets 20 free roasts per day. A Pro plan with unlimited roasts is available for $4.99/month.
We use Grok by xAI β one of the most unhinged, brutally funny large language models available. It reads your listing and fires back in 2 savage lines.
Images are processed and immediately deleted from our server. We do not store, sell, or share your listing data. See our Privacy Policy for full details.
Absolutely β tap Share Meme after your roast is generated to post to Instagram, TikTok, X, Facebook, Reddit, or WhatsApp as a shareable meme image.
No. ListingRoast is an independent satirical entertainment tool and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Facebook, Meta, or any other platform.
Blurry photos, catastrophically bad product descriptions, suspiciously high prices, items photographed in chaos β basically anything that makes you think "why would anyone buy this?" Those get the best roasts.