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About ListingRoast ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The internet's favourite AI tool for roasting Facebook Marketplace listings into oblivion.

What is this?

ListingRoast is a free, AI-powered entertainment tool. You upload a screenshot of any Facebook Marketplace listing โ€” or paste in the details โ€” and our AI fires back with 2 savage, brutally funny lines roasting it.

Think blurry photos of broken furniture listed for $800. Descriptions written at 2am with unhinged energy. Items photographed in catastrophic chaos. That's our bread and butter.

Why does this exist?

Because Facebook Marketplace is a goldmine of unintentional comedy and someone had to build the tool to honour it properly. We built ListingRoast so you can share a laugh with friends, generate a meme in seconds, and post it anywhere โ€” Instagram, TikTok, X, Reddit, WhatsApp.

It's pure entertainment. No listings are actually judged, no sellers are actually harmed. The AI roasts the vibe, not the person.

How does the AI work?

We use Grok by xAI โ€” one of the most unhinged, culturally-aware large language models available. It reads your listing screenshot or text and generates exactly 2 savage lines, no more. We've tuned it to stay funny without being mean-spirited toward real people, and to only roast things it can clearly see or that you've told it about.

By the numbers

1,452 Total roasts cooked ๐Ÿ”ฅ
20 Free roasts per day
~15s Average roast time

Is it free?

Yes. Every visitor gets 20 free roasts per day โ€” no account, no sign-up, no credit card. A Pro plan for unlimited roasts is available for $4.99/month for the truly roast-addicted.

Is this affiliated with Facebook or Meta?

Absolutely not. ListingRoast is an independent satirical entertainment site with no affiliation to, endorsement from, or connection to Facebook, Meta Platforms Inc., or any other company. "Facebook Marketplace" is a trademark of Meta Platforms Inc.

Who built this?

A couple of people who spent too much time scrolling Marketplace at midnight and decided the listings deserved to be roasted. Got a question, collab idea, or just want to say hi?

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